February 2012
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You want me to fist the world?
Midget: I want the world to be yours. You would rule it with a gentle fist.
Midget: in the butt.
parcelHare: I would caress it with a gentle fist
parcelHare: not even a fist
parcelHare: just my fingertips
parcelHare: A lover's caress
Midget: Sounds soft and sensual.
parcelHare: It will be.
parcelHare: I want to make love to the world.
Midget: Just the way I like it.
Feb 23rd
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I really wish I could live in a world where people weren’t treating other people like shit all the time. I don’t know how to begin to fix this epidemic. I want to do something but I don’t even know where to start.
Feb 23rd
ckoitz3 replied to your quote: Sorry, but when I procreate I always bite my… please don’t make love to zorak :( No promises. Zorak is pretty kawaii.
Feb 23rd
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“Sorry, but when I procreate I always bite my lover’s head off afterward.”
– Me, on making love
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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I am going to go make a giant blanket fort now
ckoitz3: parcelhare: FIGHT ME ABOUT IT. (No haters allowed in my fort) YOUR AUTHORITY IS NOT RECOGNIZED IN FORT KICKASS
Feb 22nd
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I am going to go make a giant blanket fort now
FIGHT ME ABOUT IT. (No haters allowed in my fort)
Feb 22nd
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“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob...”
– Nostalgic Souls: (via scarlettshazam)
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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hot actor butt
lochnesie: Featuring Matt Smith Doctor Who? MOAR LIKE DOCTOR BUTTS.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Kristal!
Your Nepeta hoody is almost done, I ironed on the designs for the back and the front, I just need to sew on Pounce de Leon’s head on the back. Jeff, yours is next. You never told me what to put on the back so I just went with Foxy Roxy. DEAL WITH IT.
Feb 22nd
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Hrm.
Somehow my Metric channel on Pandora turned into the SOOTHING INSTRUMENTALS channel. How did this happen?
Feb 22nd
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ListenNevermind by VX
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Log in to Skype. 155 messages after I went to bed,...
Fantastic Mr Bumfiller: YOUR YAWN
Fantastic Mr Bumfiller: IT WAS READY
Fantastic Mr Bumfiller: FOR MY OCHINCHIN
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Buenos noches, SENORITAS
Voy a dormir con mi sombrero y el poncho! Felicitaciones por el sexo~
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Help, my life is spinning out of control
one-hell-of-a-freak: parcelhare: All these sombreros, MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING. This is too bueno. Chica, tu tienes un culo de avispa. Tienes los labios dulces. POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! THIS FIESTA ON MY DASH, AY DIOS MIO!
Feb 22nd
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Help, my life is spinning out of control
All these sombreros, MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING. This is too bueno. Chica, tu tienes un culo de avispa. Tienes los labios dulces. POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!
Feb 22nd
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Sombrerostuck is the best stuck.
female-tyler: one-hell-of-a-freak:
Feb 22nd
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When I use my mexican male accent.
female-tyler: PARCEL: Sees me as a man with a sombrero and a thick mustache. HEAVEN: Sees me as a fat sweaty guy with like, six chins.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Chica, tu tienes un culo de avispa
Girl, you’ve got the butt of a wasp
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Just ironing some fabrics in between sewing when I...
…I AM IRON MAN.
Feb 21st
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